Someday in the future, I’m gonna grab a friend, dress as Gamzee and Karkat, go to a protest that’s against gay rights, and be gay in front of all of those little buttwipes.
No. Please don’t.
oh look, there’s a hole on your dashboard
no
THAT IS MY HOLE
it was made for me
I HAVE TO FIT INTO MY HOLE
IT’S CALLING ME.
yeah but what about sollux the feminist
imagine high school sollux studying for a chemistry test and some random jock walks up to his desk and asks him how he lands so many hotties
and sollux just
“by respecting them you brainless sack of steroids”
and getting up and walking away like the living embodiment of sass he is
this is perfect in every way.
